MOVE OVER SOLOMON. 

SOMEONE I KNOW AND LOVE IS GETTING MARRIED.

Her parents are devout Catholics.  To give you an example how devout. When Sean Hannity threatened to withhold his first communion money while forcing a cripple to crawl around on the golf course and O'Reilly called the Pope and old man but not on the phone. When Maureen Dowd got struck by lightning 13 times in the Vatican mens room.   They  doubled up on contributions after the Boston Glob and Hollysnakewood convinced the world that all priests were gay and all nuns looked like Woopie Goldberg.

The father of the bride traces his ancestors back to Father Murphy who was pitch capped* by the Brits for leading his flock in a revolution for freedom from slavery. A terrible time when priests held mass in roadside ditches under the penalty of death. Now the land of saints and scholars has turned to drugs and the mortally wounded sin of liberalism Just like the USA. In the land of the free.  Even we the compassionate  have child killing laws. The good news is, It is not mandatory yet. You can still pick and choose.

The groom is Jewish and can trace his ancestors back to religious persecution also. He is not strict Orthodox but the psalms of David are etched in his good heart.

Not to offend either family they have chosen a non denominational service. Which only goes to prove that compromises don't always work out. If I want my daughter to be married by a non denominational person. We can do it under the umbrella of the sabrett hot dog man who can also join the the frank and the mustard with relish. This is how religion has become neutered by the bring it all down crowd.

Well, here comes the truth. There are no amendments to the ten commandments. No demoncrats allowed. Right now this innocent couple is in violation of numbers 1 and 4.
No false Hollywood idols before me and honor thy father especially.

The ground shook upon my hearing the news and my reply was do not accommodate me. Accommodate God. I will win the tug of war by surrendering to the faith of my fathers. After all Jesus started out Jewish. He did not start out non denominational. They did not have hot dog stands in those days. I will at least see my grandchildren worshipping God not Oscar or Oscar Myer.  They will hear great things about God not what Hollywood and the ACLULU tell them in re indoctrination school.

I have asked that they have a Jewish wedding ceremony for starters. Lets keep God in the picture. For sure their children will have a religious foundation to build there lives on.

This Solomon like decision may give rise to Catholics for Moses. I already know the words to Havah Nagila. We already have Irishmen for Israel. You did not know about the 5,000 Irish living in the Negev desert exiled there in the 1940's by the Brits and fought in the fight for Independence. When it comes to fighting we are always ahead of our time.
SHALOM BABY.
Captain Boycott. (it's a Miracle) how's that for a kids name?
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*pitch capped. Placed in a barrel, tar is poured over the head and lit on fire.